I did'nt bother going out.

Simply Call the Samaritans and tell the person on the other line that you will kill yourself if they don't talk dirty to you.

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The 'spider man'

For this one, you do not actually have sex with a woman. "xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx"

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Meal Or No Meal

and leaving a comment 'in my cellar' does'nt go down to well with single mums

Today, he came to me and said, "Mate, if you think making jokes about rape is funny then you're wrong. My wife got raped and trust me, it's not funny."

Feeling slightly ashamed, I said, "Sorry. When did this happen?"

"Last week," he replied.

I paused for a moment.

"Behind the bus station?"

He said, "Yeah. Why?"

"Er... no reason."

The mediterranean.

to Madonna

Unfortunately, it's only for victims